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Bob DeGraaf's avatar

Actually my first turbo encabulator came as an extra on my 1958 Schwinn bike, mounted to the front fork it could be switched to ride against the tire. I would know it was working because some crazy big light would come on from the flux generation and phase shift when in use. Watching the light and feeling the drag usually resulted in a collision but worth it.

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Terry Brown's avatar

An Oldie but Goodie! Thanks for the turbo-chuckles.

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Gretchen Howell's avatar

Is the slapstick really shifting…or do I really need to replace the muffler bearing?

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Mike Sokol's avatar

Don’t forget the Blinker Fluid!

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Gretchen Howell's avatar

Ah, blinker fluid! My husband’s personal favorite.

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Gary Stone's avatar

Waddaminnut!

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Frank Zobrosky's avatar

Nice One!!!!

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Del Whiteman's avatar

I prefer to stay with my perpetual motion astro-glide. It has no moving parts! ;)

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James C Just's avatar

I need more power, Scotty!

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Ben Campbell's avatar

Ha!

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Bryan Farrell's avatar

No, but I have the OSWLT Model, also known as, "oh shit, we lost 3rd"

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Greg Illes's avatar

I had issues with towing with my TET. However, once I replaced the air in my tires with encabulated air, everything went smoothly.

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Dale's avatar

Good one Mike. Thanks for the laugh.

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John Manso's avatar

It simply would not function if the dual logarithmic incremator isn't recalibrated each time.

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UncaLou's avatar

this guy and the RV salesman guy will live online forever!

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